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SUBJECT: Gasolineras que Roban en méxico
Reply to: info@profeco.gob.mx

To the contributors, consumers and to the public opinion in general: The Federal Mexican Government has orchestrated a program battle to the fuel robbery having integrated diverse actions in the production chain, distribution and sale.

This document offers a direct approach in the problem of fuel robbery, situation that is not acceptable and must be corrected. For its information we provided to you east document to him with the list of powerboats that have been reviewed and ordered by Address, Number of Powerboat or Trade name.

With a simple search you can know the file verification of the powerboats national level of 2005 the date. Is your powerboat a negrito in the rice?

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Dear Unnamed Mexican Vigilante,

I am very sorry to hear about the new program battle that your government is attempting to impose. I can understand that fuel robbery must greatly affect your family’s living conditions and I would love to be of assistance.

Although you said in your e-mail that you had provided me with an “east document” I did not see any attachment in your message. This would make it impossible for me to contact any of the powerboat owners that I assume are stealing your fuel.

Unfortunately as I am not a powerboat owner myself I have no idea whether my powerboat would be a “negrito in the rice.” In the event that I do purchase one though I will be sure to design it in such a way that it possesses the flare and spicy qualities that a true “negrito in the rice” would enjoy (whatever those may be).

Best of luck in your quest against these fuel eating thieves.

And if all else fails I would contact the Mexican police. I hear they’re very helpful in recovering any lost items of value.

Sincerely,
The Drink at Work Team