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This week's Ask Drink at Work installment comes to us from the lovely city of Trenton, New Jersey.
New Jersey: Not all of our stuff is plastic.
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Dear Drink at Work,
If I give you two Hershey bars and Dane Cook's Medulla Oblongata, how many times would you have to drive on the New Jersey Turnpike before you had something resembling a career?
Please show your work.
-Trippin' the live Technicolor Dreamcoat in Trenton
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Dear Trippin',
Here's what we came up with:
Of course, your solve may vary depending on nuts or no nuts in the Hershey bars. Thanks for Asking Drink at Work!
Got a theory, query or question? Email us at askdaw@drinkatwork.com. We'll a-square your b-square.
New Jersey: Not all of our stuff is plastic.
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Dear Drink at Work,
If I give you two Hershey bars and Dane Cook's Medulla Oblongata, how many times would you have to drive on the New Jersey Turnpike before you had something resembling a career?
Please show your work.
-Trippin' the live Technicolor Dreamcoat in Trenton
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Dear Trippin',
Here's what we came up with:
Of course, your solve may vary depending on nuts or no nuts in the Hershey bars. Thanks for Asking Drink at Work!
Got a theory, query or question? Email us at askdaw@drinkatwork.com. We'll a-square your b-square.
posted by Fake Rockstar at 1:51 PM
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2 Comments:
Okay, I was born in Trenton NJ, Grew up in Lawrenceville NJ, went to college at Douglass in New Brunswick NJ, lived in Phillipsburg NJ for 11 years and now live in Bound Brook NJ. I like, Nay LOVE my home state. My husband is gainfully employed by the State of NJ (save the jokes for another column - he is one of the ones who actually does the work, and we both know all the ones who just collect a check) If you're good, someday I'll explain what "Trenton Makes, The World Takes" REALLY means...
Hey, hey, hey - chill out! YOU I am not bashing - NJ jokes are made because residents of the other 49 are so obviously jealous of us Garden Staters(Yeah.... Right....)
And "Trenton Makes,The World Takes" IS a first-class joke, for those who get the explanation...
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