HALLOWEEN TIPS FOR WOMEN: WORST SEXY CHARACTERS TO GO AS

1. Sexy Pediatrist (Sexy Podiatrist also unacceptable)

2. Sexy Prostitute

3. Sexy Bea Arthur

4. Sexy Echidna (they have a cloaca. look it up!_)

5. Sexy The Cast of the Accused

6. Sexy Pi

7. Sexy Pie

8. Sexy Stephen Wright (I mean, really think about that one)

9. Sexy Wonder Pet

10. Sexy Cat Nurse Faerie Uma Thurman From Kill Bill Cat



All of these are completely unacceptable. That is all.

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