Congratulations Anonymous!
Anonymous' last post on the Angry Eyebrows blog was his/her 10,000th post to Drink at Work.com!
Over the years, "Anon", as he/she often prefers, has really set us straight. From the vague three paragraph diatribes analyzing why our site is unfunny, to sharply criticizing our poor work ethic and lackadaisical attitude, you do indeed rock!
Kudos to you, Sir/Ma'am/Miss! We all wish we had life figured out as well as you do. Your confidence and apparent expertise in everything affecting our stay on the blue planet is to be commended. By the very nature of your chosen moniker, you've managed to circumvent any accountability for your actions! For this, we are forever envious.
As a reward, we've arranged a private party for you behind the Drink at Work Woodshed. Bring nothing but your unflappable ego and be there at 5pm sharp.
Oh, and ignore the ticking.
Congrats, Sir/Ma'am/Miss... Congrats.
The Drink at Work Team
Over the years, "Anon", as he/she often prefers, has really set us straight. From the vague three paragraph diatribes analyzing why our site is unfunny, to sharply criticizing our poor work ethic and lackadaisical attitude, you do indeed rock!
Kudos to you, Sir/Ma'am/Miss! We all wish we had life figured out as well as you do. Your confidence and apparent expertise in everything affecting our stay on the blue planet is to be commended. By the very nature of your chosen moniker, you've managed to circumvent any accountability for your actions! For this, we are forever envious.
As a reward, we've arranged a private party for you behind the Drink at Work Woodshed. Bring nothing but your unflappable ego and be there at 5pm sharp.
Oh, and ignore the ticking.
Congrats, Sir/Ma'am/Miss... Congrats.
The Drink at Work Team
posted by Fake Rockstar at 8:53 AM
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1 Comments:
Anon and I went out for a while, but it ended badly. I remember the break-up like it was yesterday. We had been fighting all night, we were exhausted, and I just screamed "After all this time, it's like I still don't even know who you are!"
But I will always miss Anon's unshakable confidence and willingness to take a stance, any stance. You don't see that every day.
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