Sorry honey, you're better off selling some old shoes...
I just did one of the most depressing things, I found out my "body worth" if I was to drop right now.
Evidently, I can't pay the bills when I'm dead, either.
$4250.00
Update: I just messed with the thing to see how high of a number I could get. The best I could do was $9765 for a diabetic albino dwarf, under the age of 12, with a drinking problem. See if you can all beat that!
I also just realized this thing is from some kind of dating site. For the record, I am happily married and not looking. The link was emailed to me. Hand to God.
Can ya tell I'm procrastinating today?
Eesh.
Evidently, I can't pay the bills when I'm dead, either.
$4250.00
Update: I just messed with the thing to see how high of a number I could get. The best I could do was $9765 for a diabetic albino dwarf, under the age of 12, with a drinking problem. See if you can all beat that!
I also just realized this thing is from some kind of dating site. For the record, I am happily married and not looking. The link was emailed to me. Hand to God.
Can ya tell I'm procrastinating today?
Eesh.
posted by Fake Rockstar at 12:09 PM
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