Sorry, Guo Oostra, I cannot help you...
I've been getting these weird spam emails lately. They sometimes look like a real email, with cryptic subject lines so intriguing, I can't not open them . This one is the best so far:
From: Guo Oostra
Subject: Snopac
News to corey
I have been dating a man who I think is wonderful. We have so much in common, and everything is great. The problem is that when we have intercourse, I can't feel his penis inside of me.
kevan OHagan
I have several questions:
1. Is Kevan a man, or is that the female spelling?
2. Is Kevan short for Guo?
3. Why the subject "snopac"? Is it because I live in the cold snow-filled climate of Maine?
4. News to corey?
5. Really?
The disturbing part is that this was sent to my fan mail account. For a second I thought some lonely fan was propositioning me.
Hey, It could happen.
I have fans.
I do.
I swear.
From: Guo Oostra
Subject: Snopac
News to corey
I have been dating a man who I think is wonderful. We have so much in common, and everything is great. The problem is that when we have intercourse, I can't feel his penis inside of me.
kevan OHagan
I have several questions:
1. Is Kevan a man, or is that the female spelling?
2. Is Kevan short for Guo?
3. Why the subject "snopac"? Is it because I live in the cold snow-filled climate of Maine?
4. News to corey?
5. Really?
The disturbing part is that this was sent to my fan mail account. For a second I thought some lonely fan was propositioning me.
Hey, It could happen.
I have fans.
I do.
I swear.
posted by Fake Rockstar at 12:43 PM
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3 Comments:
So I guess that Spencer is going down the same road as Barkeater. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
Just hold your horses, there Apocalypto...
Paying gigs come first, then fun Li'l Spencer...
Sheesh.
What a coincidence. Neil and I were giong to post something akin to this today. Great minds tink alyke. But they don't spell alike.
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