Office Overhearsion ®

Drone #1: Oh stop it dude. Yeah right, you're about as Italian as Mike [whose last name is Discenza] over there is.

Drone #2: That's pretty Italian then! (laughs triumphantly)

Drone #1: (pause during which he's thinking about it) Get outta here!

the sound of back and or knee slapping, followed by genial laughter

Drone #2: You up for falafel?

Drone #1: Duh.