Office Overhearsion ®
The two folks, one a fairly flamboyantly fay man and the other alarge brassy lady who drinks abotu 10 cups of coffee a day, in the cubes next to me walked by on their way to the cafeteria and this is all I heard:
Woman: You know who's got it going on? Chuck Norris.
Man: I'm so glad you said that cause I think he's a really undervalued actor.
Woman: Well no shit Sherlock.
Man: Speaking of, did you ever solve the mystery of your missing Cathy ca--?
I pray the next two syllables were --lendar and not --theter.
Regardless, if these two aren't spiritually fulfilled humans, I don't know who is. But what do you expect? Of course there will be a multitude of peopel sucking the marrow out of life near my site of employ. I do after all work right next to PEOPLE WITH AIDS PLAZA.
Woman: You know who's got it going on? Chuck Norris.
Man: I'm so glad you said that cause I think he's a really undervalued actor.
Woman: Well no shit Sherlock.
Man: Speaking of, did you ever solve the mystery of your missing Cathy ca--?
I pray the next two syllables were --lendar and not --theter.
Regardless, if these two aren't spiritually fulfilled humans, I don't know who is. But what do you expect? Of course there will be a multitude of peopel sucking the marrow out of life near my site of employ. I do after all work right next to PEOPLE WITH AIDS PLAZA.
posted by The Crespo at 10:54 AM
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