Remember When Letterman had "Mike, the Bubble eating Dog?"

Is your dog bored? Has he lost interest in that plastic Osama bin Laden head or the rotting Peanut Butter in his Kong™?

Worry no longer, faithful dog owner! You can bring that spring back in your pooch's step with the new Fetch a Bubble Machine! Simply load the premixed Fetch a Bubble™ into the candy colored device and watch your pampered pet pursue chicken flavored bubbles for hours on end.

Soap is good for your dog! Chicken soap is the Holy Grail of all dogdom!