I am so sick of the liberal Medea in this country!

I am so sick of the liberal Medea in this country. So Medea, this left wing feminazi, murders her two kids and instead of going to jail, she becomes a celebrity when the New York Times and the ACLU get behind her "right" to abort her kids at the 43rd and 39th trimesters respectively. Then what does she do? She flees the country in a dragon-pulled chariot provided by her grandfather. And just guess what he does for a living.

Yup. He's a Sun-God.

Nepotistic Deus Ex Machina, anyone?

This country needs to get back to its core values of wrestling, defending tiny mountain passes against incredible odds, and creating the Olympics.

Until we do so, we may as well be a bunch of Cretans.