Possible Cartoon Strip Headlines in 2007
Ziggy Dead, Obscure Panhandlers with Cute Signs Jobless
Ted Forth Announces Homosexuality, Populace Underwhelmed
Charlie Brown Discloses Long Battle with Alopecia, Zig Zag fetish
Government Declares "Funky Winkerbean" and "Zippy the Pinhead" Offensive Phrases
Odie Arrested for OUI. Again.
Former Comic Strip Star Tiger Utters Racial Slurs at Comedy Store, Career in Jeopardy
Snuffy Smith Represents UN in Special Peacekeeping Mission to Darfur
Garfield Blames Weight, Lack of Jokes on Lasagna Noodle Industry
Yellow Kid Comes Out of Retirement, Slaughters Family Circus Cast
Judge Parker Admits to Confusing Sally Forth with Mary Worth at Reuben Awards
Michael Patterson Has Asperger's
Heathcliff Bombshell: "Marmaduke Eats Own Poop"
Dennis the Menace Actually 102 year-old Midget Named Bruno
Ted Forth Announces Homosexuality, Populace Underwhelmed
Charlie Brown Discloses Long Battle with Alopecia, Zig Zag fetish
Government Declares "Funky Winkerbean" and "Zippy the Pinhead" Offensive Phrases
Odie Arrested for OUI. Again.
Former Comic Strip Star Tiger Utters Racial Slurs at Comedy Store, Career in Jeopardy
Snuffy Smith Represents UN in Special Peacekeeping Mission to Darfur
Garfield Blames Weight, Lack of Jokes on Lasagna Noodle Industry
Yellow Kid Comes Out of Retirement, Slaughters Family Circus Cast
Judge Parker Admits to Confusing Sally Forth with Mary Worth at Reuben Awards
Michael Patterson Has Asperger's
Heathcliff Bombshell: "Marmaduke Eats Own Poop"
Dennis the Menace Actually 102 year-old Midget Named Bruno
posted by Fake Rockstar at 10:26 AM
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Aunt Fritz arrested by Vice Squad while on 'date' and Nancy goes into Child Protection Program.
I always wondered what happened to Tiger.
Banks perfects bacon powered spaceship, leaves earth in search of anthropomorphic bitch.
Winslow Announced He's Gay, Having Affair with Wile E. Coyote
"No comment, says Carmen"
Eek and Meek Admits they were Mutated, Are really Mice who Mutated with Humans
Hey, Ces, it's "populace," "Asperger's" and "Midget." Always remember, spell check is your friend. ;-)
Andy Capp files NCO for spousal abuse; claims pub was refuge and attempted to self-medicate.
I spell checked Asperger's and that's what it gave me. Populace and Midget I have no excuse for.
And my name is R_Star, not Ces
Sorry, R_Star, I should have looked at the author first. (Don't know what's up with your spell check on "Asperger's," although thanks for fixing everything.) The cartoon strip headlines are priceless, BTW. If only the Yellow Kid would come out of retirement, and really slaughter the Family Circus cast (and a few others).
Funky Winkerbean gets serious for a moment. If you live on a planet where "a moment" is translated as "decades."
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