Friday, March 31, 2006

Carol Hartsell Is Only a Man

Camping with Jesus
Carol Hartsell


This past Monday at the first Drink at Work.com Presents... I read aloud the virginity pledge I signed at church camp when I was 13. That got me to thinking about the week I spent at this camp every summer from age 6 to 18... I scoff at it now, but at the time I loved it. I even loved the nightly devotionals, the daily discussion groups, and the cabin cleaning competitions that determined what order you went in for meals. I don't even recall sweating that much and this was July in Alabama...and God was watching.

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Mrs. Montesano's Third-Grade Class Thanks Columbia Pictures for Inviting Them to the World Premiere of "Basic Instinct 2"




Thursday, March 30, 2006

Sean Crespo Will Teach You Satire

The History and Development of Police Interrogation Techniques
Sean Crespo


578 A.D. Good Knight/Chivalrous Knight
GOOD KNIGHT: The Grail….where have you hidden it? Speak, or my fellow liege lord will be forced to act upon you.
CHIVALROUS KNIGHT: (Off saving many damsels)
GOOD KNIGHT: Damn.

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Nick Jezarian's Tangential Stupidity

Key Work Phrases for Every Occasion
Nick Jezarian


If a job takes up at least 40 hours of your week, why not make it as enjoyable as possible? Invite your fellow employees into your secret garden of trust and by all means, don't be afraid to tell them what you're thinking.

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

For Anyone Who May Have Doubted the Veracity of "Conversations with Dad," the Proof

First, please read our inaugural Conversations with Dad transcript, Payback.

Then, please listen to this voicemail message left by my dad just moments ago (Note: It's a Windows Media file and we apologize for the poor sound quality).

Finally, ask yourself, "Does the fact that the movie concept is pitched by a mobster prove or disprove my dad's assertion?"

Photos from last night's show are up on the 20D page!

Last night's Drink at Work Presents... at Siberia was a blast! We've posted some photos over at the 20D blog, so check them out. We'll have video clips of the performers up soon as well!

Drink at Work Presents...

DAWP After Party

Monday, March 27, 2006

Drink at Work Presents...TONIGHT!

Just a reminder about our big show tonight. We've got an amazing line-up at a cool venue, and the best part is it's FREE! All you have to do is show up, drink and laugh. That's right, we're givers. But the way we see it, Jesus gave us all so much...the least we can do is give you a sweet ass comedy show free of charge. WWJD? He'd knock back some Cuervo and laugh himself silly with us down at Siberia tonight. What Will YOU Do?

DRINK AT WORK PRESENTS...
Monday, March 27th
8:00pm
Siberia
40th St. at 9th Ave (it's the black door under a red light)
FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPENING MUSICAL ACT:
God's Pottery

STAND-UP:
Tom Shillue
Claudia Cogan
Hannibal Burress
Jon Lang
Sean Crespo

FEATURED BAND:
Project Jenny, Project Jan

PLUS:
Francesco Marciuliano's "Conversations with Dad" as read by Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen of Giant Tuesday Night
"A Quick Moment with Carol"
and DJ Craig Baldo

HOSTED BY YOUR DRINK AT WORK.COM BARTENDERS:
Carol Hartsell and Francesco Marciuliano

Francesco Marciuliano's Eye Opener

How to Tell if You're a Superhero
Francesco Marciuliano


Your nickname in high school was “That weird kid who jumped nine stories to put out an apartment fire with his ice breath.”

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Sunday, March 26, 2006

I have successfully duped someone into thinking I'm a nice girl

The adorably sweet Dustin D'Addato wrote a nice article about me for his blog The Bee Chair Debates. It's all about how much I love and support comedy in New York and what an all-around noble lady I am. So suck it, ex-boyfriends and guidance counselors...I'm good people!

Read the article:
BCD's PEOPLE WHO ROCK - CAROL HARTSELL

Friday, March 24, 2006

Carol Hartsell Is Only a Man

That's What She Said
Carol Hartsell


...for the most part, I see myself from the waist down and other people see me from the waist up. I look down when I walk so I see my camouflage Converse or my decaying black thrift store boots and the muddy, worn cuffs of my jeans and think, "Stay the course, girlfriend, you're edgy yet plain." But other people see the blonde hair, blue eyes and benevolent grin and never realize that it's all masking a sincere desire to start a fight club at that very moment.

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Sean Crespo Will Teach You Satire


Time Out New Amsterdam
Sean Crespo and Dan Bialek


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Dick Cheney Takes a Moment from Convincing a Pre-Selected Audience of Career Military Men That the War in Iraq Is Winnable to Tell a Racist Joke



"So anyway, two...what do you call those people? Oriental?...'Asian'?...I thought they sang 'Heat of the Moment'...No, I'm talking about those funny little buggers with the eyes that go...Oh, fuck it. Two Arabs walk into a restaurant and order 'flied lice'... "

Rep. Tom DeLay Takes a Break from His Trial for Felony Charges of Conspiracy and Money Laundering to Convince a Man He Didn't Just Steal His Wallet



"The question shouldn't be whether or not I swiped your wallet. The question should be what's happening to the money honest, patriotic Americans like yourself are giving to...Three dollars?! That's all you carry in your wallet?! Three fucking dollars?! Get a job, you hobo!"

During a Crucial Cabinet Meeting to Address President Bush's Record Low Approval Rating, Karl Rove Is Stymied Yet Again by a TV Guide Crossword Puzzle



"'I ____ Lucy'? That sounds obscene. But there are four letters
and I already have the 'u' from 'My Three Suns'..."

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Section Headlines from the Latest General Motors Official Employee Newsletter

Head's Up from the Head Office: Why Your Paycheck Was Postdated

News Nibbles: Study Proves Crying Won't Change Anything

Getting Technical: E-Mail, Voice Mail to Be Replaced by Carbon Paper, Shouting

FUN-damentals: For the Last Time, Vending Machines Not to Be Restocked

Body English: Healthcare Coverage Phased Out in Favor of Condolence Cards

Fiscally Fit: Your 401(k)--Letting Go

Morale Morsel: Accepting Change (from Strangers)

Recent Announcements: The following employee ID cards are no longer valid...

Want Ads:
For Sale--Human eggs, $6000 per harvest.
For Sale--House, car, gold fillings. Prices negotiable.
For Sale: Healthy infant. Still unnamed. Responds well to affection.
To Buy: Ammunition, firearms, all varieties. Easy money. No questions.

Editor's Note

Nick Jezarian's Tangential Stupidity will not appear today because the author is still on vacation. He will return next week.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Corey Pandolph's Discouraging Word


Suggested Scenes for the New Superman Movie
Corey Pandolph


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Monday, March 20, 2006

Francesco Marciuliano's Eye Opener

Francesco Marciuliano Wants to Stack Google in His Favor
Francesco Marciuliano


For the purposes of any future job hunt, I hereby input the following information into the search-engine matrix should I ever wish to add “Francesco Marciuliano, Senior Marketing Director” next to such previously-earned titles as “Francesco Marciuliano, Nobel Prize Winner for Nuclear Economics,” “Francesco Marciuliano, MacArthur Genius Grant Recipient, 1999-2003” and “Francesco Marciuliano, Justice League Founder.”

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Note: Please feel free to use the comments section to stack Google in your own favor.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Carol Hartsell Is Only a Man

A Few Random Thoughts On the Subject of Death
Carol Hartsell


When I first understood what death was and that it was inevitibly going to happen to me, I became very angry at my parents. "You mean, you knew this is what would happen and you brought me here anyway? How dare you people?"

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Drink at Work Presents...
The Line-Up for our first show!

Hey kids, as I mentioned before Drink at Work.com is producing a brand new, 100% awesome comedy and music show at the coolest, dankest bar in New York, Siberia. We've just completed the line-up for our first show and it's going to be a blast!

DRINK AT WORK PRESENTS...
Monday, March 27th
8:00pm
Siberia
40th St. at 9th Ave (it's the black door under a red light)
FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPENING MUSICAL ACT:
God's Pottery

STAND-UP:
Tom Shillue
Claudia Cogan
Hannibal Burress
Jon Lang
Sean Crespo

FEATURED BAND:
Project Jenny, Project Jan

PLUS:
Francesco Marciuliano's "Conversations with Dad" as read by Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen of Giant Tuesday Night
"A Quick Moment with Carol"
and DJ Craig Baldo

HOSTED BY YOUR DRINK AT WORK.COM BARTENDERS:
Carol Hartsell and Francesco Marciuliano

Sean Crespo Will Teach You Satire

Excerpts from "Acting Up! 25 Great Monologues for Horror Movie Cliches"
Sean Crespo


18-22, Man
Gary is an orphan who spent most of his youth being transferred from one unloving home to another. Abandonment issues have continually forced him to push the women in his life away when they get too close. As the monologue opens, Gary is trying to convince his latest girlfriend, Karen, to stay with him while he works through his lack of emotional availability. Also, Gary is a wolfman.

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Write Your Own Irish Memoir!

Few cultures have as rich of a literary tradition as the Irish (except yours, dear reader). And few literary traditions are as steeped in abject sadness, soul-crushing squalor and pub-related fatalities as that of the Irish autobiography. Yet each year we continue to be enthralled by books from authors that by all accounts should not have lived past birth. So in honor of St. Patrick's Day this Friday we present the following template to help you pen your own award-winning Irish memoir. Simply fill in the blanks as instructed and soon you'll have a childhood account that will bring tears to the eyes of Dick Cheney.

I Can't Find Me Legs: A Tale of Growing Up Poor, Catholic and Eventually Blind in Ireland
By (Your name here)
It was day three of the Blessed Feast of the Prolonged Consumption and Father O'Hurley had just finished (gerund) me in the abbey. I put on the coat my dear, defeated mother had fashioned me from discarded (vegetable) and quickly ran back home through the falling (animal)--past the abandoned (town's sole economic lifeline)--only to learn that my (dearest and only childhood possession) had been sold to help pay for the removal of my wee brother's (body part of which there is only one).

Soon afterwards my father stumbled in through the (entrance other than door), reeking of whiskey and (woman's name other than "Mom"). "Damn the cursed English!" he yelled at our pet (inanimate object) before his (gimp extremity) gave out and he crashed face first into the (colorful Gaelic colloquism for "open cutlery drawer").

With my father now dead, it was up to my mother to raise me and my (double-digit number) brothers and sisters, which she did by getting a job in (imagine the worst job possible for a woman, then imagine it occuring inside an underground factory). Unfortunately, a few hours later while walking back from the prostitute cannery she was struck from behind, both sides and above from (oh hell, you decide). She eventually died from (medical term for "the sniffles").

Twenty years later I moved to America.

A Quick Moment With Carol

There's a fine line between a 9am meeting that makes me want to kill myself and a 9am meeting that makes me want to kill you. And that line is:

"Breakfast will not be served."

Editorial Note

Nick Jezarian's Tangential Stupidity will not appear today because the author is on vacation...or the lam. We're not quite sure which it is. Frankly, it's probably best we don't know for legal purposes.

So in his column's place we now post the following "classic" (read: re-used content) Drink at Work.com segment, just in time for St. Patrick's Day. Enjoy.

IRISH ROCK'EM SOCK'EM ROBOTS


Watch the Guinness and blood flow in equal measure as these two glazed-eyed Gaelics fight each other in the name of…well, okay, that part remains a little fuzzy. We've replaced the typical boxing arena with a cozy pub (your choice of "The Lacerated Lamb" or "The Immolated Terrier") and exchanged the red and blue robots for the all-too-colorful Seamus and Other Seamus. To start, simply select one of the three following rummy remarks: "More men have been inside your mum than in Trinity College," "I wanted a go at your sister but Maureen Siobhan Mackenzie doubled her rates" or "It’s five o'clock! Who wants some?!" Then sit back and enjoy as the soused Seamuses go at it with the ferocity of a heavyweight fighter and the accuracy of a blind, palsy archer. After several minutes of mercilessly and mistakenly pummeling walls, stools, soccer memorabilia and a wholly startled Father Seamus O'Reilly, the Celtic cutups will break into tears, embrace, cry out "Jesus, what are we fighting for?!" and order a round of drinks for the house, all while singing that beloved Irish ballad, "Christ, I'm So Hungry I Could Eat My Own Feet But Then I Couldn't Outrun The Rats."

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Corey Pandolph's Discouraging Word

Others and the Idiots They Are
Corey Pandolph


The worst place to deal with others is at the bar. This most sacred of places for me can be ruined in seconds by another’s lunacy.

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Monday, March 13, 2006

This Week's Eye Opener


A Toast to Two Friends
Francesco Marciuliano


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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Sitcom Theme Music, The Series: Episode 4


MP3: One Day at a Time Theme Song
VIDEO: One Day at a Time Opening Credits
Although it may now be hard to fathom, there once was a time when the very idea of a sitcom about a divorced individual was considered not only revolutionary but also potentially immoral. It's like finding out ABC almost never aired Welcome Back, Kotter because the network feared it would inspire gang violence. Or that The Ghost and Mrs. Muir was almost shelved because it might have been mistaken as an endorsement for necrophilia. Or that The Wonderful World of Disney was almost canned because the show's title sounded just a bit too fabulous for puritan tastes.

But back in the early 1970's divorce was still very much a hot-button topic, like nuclear war, feminism and Evel Knievel's so-called jump over Snake Canyon. In fact, the character of Mary Richards in Mary Tyler Moore was initially conceived as a recent divorcée but producers--fearing a backlash from religious coalitions and anyone who has ever mistaken a baptism for a bullhorn--opted for a "broken engagement" backstory instead (no doubt after weighing such typical late 60's/early 70's sitcom alternatives as "moved to Minneapolis after losing her magical powers," "moved to Minneapolis after her spaceship crashed in southeatern Minnesota" and "moved to Minneapolis after discussing it with her horse, car or enchanted flute"). The overriding idea was never to make television viewers too sad, too irate or too mobilized to notice the commercials...or perhaps confuse them into thinking Mary had just dumped Rob Petrie's ass.

By the mid-70's, however, the network honchos believed that viewers were ready to see sitcoms that didn't so much make them forget their worries as wallow in their miseries. This was the heyday of the "social commentary" sitcom, otherwise known as the "Wait, am I suppose to laugh after hearing Florida's husband just got killed?" formula. Gone were such time-tested plots as "hillbillies get rich," "hillbillies swim naked in water tower" and "hillbillies meet Eva Gabor." In their place were "comedies" about racism, suicide, drug abuse and, in the case of One Day at a Time, marriage gone down the crapper.

Starring Bonnie Franklin, One Day at a Time followed the few triumphs and many travails of recently divorced Ann Romano née Cooper and her two daughters Julia (Mackenzie Phillips) and Barbara (Valerie Bertanelli)--siblings who could only have been related by way of casting--as they laughed, loved and languished in Indianapolis. This was often accompished with the assistance of Dwayne "Florenz" Schneider (Pat Harrington Jr.), the superintendent whose fanatic attachment to the Romano clan was just one plot twist away from him donning a short red wig and disposing of Ann in the apartment building's furnace.

The overall tone of the show is best summed up by its bouncy theme song, penned by Jeff Barry of "Da Doo Ron Ron," "Be My Baby" and "Christmas (Please Come Home)" fame. Taking its cue from the show's subject matter, the lyrics are empowering but never too encouraging, commencing on a note of both resilience and resignation:

This is it. This is it.
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball.

Or, to put it another way:

Suck it up. Suck it up.
Wipe those tears, you're on your own
So maybe buy a cat.

The song then ups the ante in the second verse as it segues from a proclamation of "keep your chin up" to "never let your guard down":

This is it. This is it
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can’t be sure at all.

Or:

You might be walking down the street
Minding your own business
When suddenly BAM! Falling jet turbine.

What's most striking about the theme song in the first two verses is the notion of "This is it." On the one hand it strikes a rather final, almost futile chord, one seemingly at odds with a show about second chances. It's like hearing a disapproving parent say "You made your bed now lie in it" or "Fingers don't grow back, now do they?" But on the other hand "This is it" can serve as a wake-up call, a realization of life's transitory nature and the need both to make the most of what it has to offer and make a stand in the face of adveristy. It's another way of saying, "If life gives me lemons then I'll make hard lemonade" or "I've got two fists for fighting and one finger for the world."

However, not wanting to turn into the equivalent of "I Am Woman (So Hear Me Alternately Roar and Sob Copiuosly into My Macramé Pillow), the lyrics take a turn for the decidedly hopeful and heartening in the third verse:

So while you’re here enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight we'll muddle through
One day at a time, One day at a time.

These were invigorating--if not downright imperative--words for a generation still reeling from such calamaties as Watergate, Vietnam, stagflation, the OPEC oil crisis, Children of God and prog rock. Yes, we as a nation had been through some tough times. And we as a nation could only expect to face further woes (read: 1980's). But as long as we had the strength of Bonnie Franklin's character (a trait that came in good stead after her divorce, after her boyfriend was killed in a car crash, after she had to raise her boyfriend's son alone, after her eldest daughter abandoned her own family and--in a very special holiday episode--after she was knifed by St. Nick), the spunkiness of Valerie Berinelli's character and the countless kilos of pure Bolivian snow that made Mackenzie Phillips such a character, we'd be able to get through any plot device. And so in celebration of that very realization, the song concludes on a note of optimism and a nod to The Hustle:

So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there’s music playing.
Don’t you worry none
We’ll just take it like it comes.
One day at a time, One day at a time (Repeat)

So remember, whenever you find yourself feeling particularly despondent, whenever you feel as if life's demands are proving far too overwhelming, whenever you feel as if the only way out of your problems is through inhaling carbon monoxide, injesting sleeping pills or inquring about that job in marketing, have no fear. Just remember that "this is it," "have a ball" and "buy a cat."

Previously on Sitcom Theme Music:
The Pilot Episode: The Brady Brides, Angie, Alice and Joanie Loves Chachi
Episode Two: Love, American Style
Episode Three: Mr. Belvedere

Note: Music and video clips made possible by Sitcoms Online unless otherwise mentioned.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Carol Hartsell Is Only a Man

The Business of Comedy is None of My Business
Carol Hartsell


You quickly develop a new appreciation for the art and work of stand-up comedy once you get a peak behind the curtain. These people do five or six shows a week, often in rooms that -- if they're lucky -- have one non-performing audience member. The rest of the time they perform for tourists with no sense of humor who've been dragged in by a barker, who also happens to be a stand-up comedian and is working the club for the privilege of doing 5 minutes at 2:00 in the morning.

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Sean Crespo Will Teach You Satire

The Greater Los Angeles Bus System Book Club Presents: The Case of the LA Metro Passenger or A Token of Respect
Sean Crespo


I learned the value of time on the streets during my meter maid days. The meter on my desk made sure I never spent too much time on any one assignment. All work and no play...

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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

What Lou Wants, Lou Gets

I can't tell you how many emails and calls we get every single day asking us to give someone a shout-out on Drink at Work. Our influence is so sweeping, our taste so noted, our reach so far-...reaching...that folks are practically beating down our door, begging for the slightest mention. Normally, we balk at this. I mean, we are a professional service organization. We can't just be throwing huzzahs around for everyone we've ever met.

However, we do make exceptions for the truly exceptional. This morning I received a text message from my brother Chris that consisted of one sentence: "Lou would like a shout-out on drinkatwork.com." And so it is...


Donald Watkins, a lawyer and chief strategist for Richard M. Scrushy, outside Lou's Pub and Package Store in Birmingham, Ala. Photo by Dana Mixer for The New York Times

If you are now or if you will soon find yourself — Pela, I'm looking in your direction — in the Birmingham, AL area, you will find no better watering hole than Lou's Pub, owned and operated by the delightfully saucy Lou Zaden. A package store AND a bar (how awesome is that?) Lou's Pub is the kind of place where you feel like a regular the moment you walk in. Lou will serve you a drink, find out your life story, knock you down to size and make you feel all warm and fuzzy within a matter of minutes.

I no longer visit Birmingham without a pilgrimage or two to Lou's, and neither should you (Pela).

Ok, so this post sort of serves a dual purpose. If you're in Birmingham on Monday, March 13, go see Pela at the High Note Lounge. You won't regret it. In fact, you'll want to send me presents for suggesting that you go. And here are a few other dates on Pela's mini-tour:

March 9- Cambridge, MA- TT The Bears
March 11- Charlottesville, VA- Starr Music Hall w/ Rainer Maria
March 12- Mt. Pleasant, SC- Village Tavern w/ Rainer Maria
March 13- Birmingham, AL- High Note Lounge w/ Rainer Maria
March 15- *SXSW* Austin, TX- Fox and Hound- w/ Flaming Lips, The Czars, Midlake and others

So what have we learned?
  • Lou's Pub is one of the best bars in the country.
  • I'll always pimp for the purveyor of a fine drinking establishment, provided they have wittily insulted me on several occasions.
  • Pela, as yellojkt is fond of saying, RAWKS!
  • And the new Drink at Work.com comedy show, Drink at Work Presents..., is going to knock you on your ass. You hearin' me, suckas?!
Hope that was ok, Lou. Keep keepin' it the way you keep it. Love ya, babe!

Nick Jezarian's Tangential Stupidity

Limited Lunch Options
Nick Jezarian


The only thing I’m really finding solace in today is that I don’t have a mustache.

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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Some Indonesian Junk That's Going Round


The Complete Idiot's Guide to Cheap Trick
By the great people of Jefitoblog

For anyone old enough to remember that the best backing track to a song is thousands upon thousands of Japanese girls screaming in unison.

Corey Pandolph's Discouraging Word

Technical Support for Today's Young, Pretty, Self-Involved Metrosexual
Corey Pandolph


You’re young and hip and on-the-go in the city. You've got a new job and the latest laptop, you network the ladies, you email your cronies, you IM your Mom and Google your name 107 times a day. Sadly, however, your slick tech life is not without it’s uncool speed bumps. There are files that won’t parse, routers to locate and HTML and XML gobbledy-gook that should only concern the crotchety thirty-somethings who make the technology.

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Monday, March 06, 2006

What South Dakota Gov. Mike Rounds Should Be Raped by This Week


For signing a bill today that bans nearly all abortions in the state, legislation in direct conflict with the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision and with no exceptions for cases of rape or incest.

Introducing Cartoon Violence

Our good friend Josh of Comics Curmudgeon fame has expanded his critical analysis empire to Wonkette with his new weekly column Cartoon Violence, a review of editorial comics. Here's just a taste of what you can expect:


The Good: Pirates fucking rule. This one even has a little beard braid complete with bow, which, in a pirate context, is badass.

The Bad: The sheikdoms currently making up the United Arab Emirates were collectively known as the “Pirate Coast” in the early 19th century, which may make this the most obscure slam on a nationality in history of cartooning.

The Ugly: MAKE PARROT BUSH STOP STARING AT ME WITH HIS EMPTY, HAUNTED EYES! MAKE HIM STOP!

This Week's Eye Opener

Top Ten CafePress T-Shirts for Robots
Francesco Marciuliano and Carol Hartsell


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Friday, March 03, 2006

Ideas That Sounded Great to Me When I Had a 102-Degree Temperature

Midget robots, so if they revolt it will be more humorous than horrifying.

A language immersion course by way of Stockholm Syndrome.

A prequel to Raisinets.

A hammer that, in a pinch, can also tell you what wine to serve with dinner.

Clogs, online diaries about percussive folk dance.

A sitcom about three bears who have no idea how they came to own a house.

Wikipedia, but in a multi-volume book form.

Nerd Craps, with twenty-sided dice

Carol Hartsell Is Only a Man...Who Happens to Be Sick Today

Unfortunately, Carol is currently battling the flu and will be unable to finish her column today. It will run this weekend instead.

Update:
Ok, it's there now, but once again it's not funny. I'm sorry, I'm really going to try to bring the humor next week. —Carol

He's Here, He's Ted, Get Use to It


Sally's Hero: Ted Forth, Part Deux

From the mastermind behind Ted Forth, My Hero comes a follow-up post that expertly argues why "Sally Forth is the strongest portrait ever depicted of a deep and abiding love between two androgynously drawn comic strip characters."

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Sean Crespo Will Teach You Satire

A Few Best/Worst Lists
Sean Crespo

    Worst Ways to Open a Presidential Election Speech

    “The only thing I hate more than sobriety is not having a war to fight, but luckily I took care of both of those ten minutes ago.”
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PLUS...
Belated link to Nick Jezarian's Tangential Stupidity from yesterday

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

It begins...



Oh, yes, friends. You read that right. We're producing a show...a big show...an awesome show, if you will. So stay tuned. More details to come.