Office Holiday Party Primer

Questions Not to Ask at the Office Holiday Office Party

How to Be an Office Secret Santa without Becoming a Well Known Cheap Fuck

How to Assemble Inexpensive, Last-Minute Holiday Gifts with Materials that can be Found in Your Cubicle, Removed from Your Coworkers Office or Simply Stolen Outright from the Supply Closet

How to Survive Your Office's Holiday Party With Your Dignity Intact, Your Job Still Secure and Your Fool Mouth Shut