"The Drink at Work Strictly Christian Christmas Spectacular" Is Tonight!!!

Tired of secular holiday programming and live events in which you are repeatedly fed the same pablum about peace and goodwill to all men?

Well, sorry, but when did Christmas become about all people?! After all, isn't it a day for only the practicing believers of Christ (aka "The Saved")? The holiday even mentions the one true Lord in its very name--"Christ." Not only that, but it also says "mas," which as everyone knows is the Spanish word for "more" thereby empahsizing--dare we say practically imploring--the notion "More Christ."

So tonight we at Drink at Work are going to give your more Christ by putting the "Jesus" back into "affordably priced holiday comedy entertainment." We're going to make you chortle but we're also going to make you cherish the one and only correct spirit of the season. That said, we have no intention of discriminating when it comes to our audience this evening. The Jews are more than welcome to buy a ticket to our performance, seeing as they have most of the money. And lord knows we don't want to tick off any incendiary-happy Muslims by barring their presence. And as for those poor, laughably misguided fools the Unitarians, it would almost be un-Christian not to throw them a bone by accepting their tainted cash.

So come over to our very last show at the Ace of Clubs for Christmas entertainment, Christmas music, Christmas candy, the one or two Christian comedians in New York and, yes, even a message about the true meaning of Christmas. You'll laugh. You'll learn. You'll convert for your soul's sake. In short, a good time will be had by all good people.

TONIGHT! Monday, December 18th
8:00pm
Ace of Clubs
9 Great Jones Street
$5

And now for the Drink at Work Rebuttal to the Drink at Work Take on Christmas, brought to you by Drink at Work.