Long-Forgotten Holiday Specials #6

A Quotidian Christmas
First Broadcast: December 2, 2005
Mom heads back to the stationary store after people she had long written off as friends send her a Christmas card. Dad begrudgingly realizes that apparently no one else can be bothered to go shopping for gifts he can give his wife. A coworker decides the office holiday party is the perfect occasion to showcase their lightening celerity with alcohol consumption. An in-law concludes that this year the entire family is going to celebrate the holidays her way. A child’s greed is once more overindulged, resulting in crippling dissatisfaction later in life. A sibling goes ballistic over the proper placement of dessert forks. No one waters the tree.