Long-Forgotten Holiday Specials #3
First Broadcast: December 11, 2001
Ebenezer Scrooge is a despicable old miser with a heart as warm as a dying ember and a life as cold as the thin gruel he dines on nightly. That is until one Christmas Eve when he’s visited by wave after wave of nubile college girls just dying to flash their funbags for the camera and your holiday cheer. Watch Ebenezer’s unexpected guests jingle their bells and check out the boughs on Holly as these fun-loving freshmen doff their tees and drink until their hearts are pumping Cuervo Gold. This is your chance to re-experience a festive favorite or just spot your daughter gyrating topless to Für Elise. Also of note: Girls Gone Wild Meet Oliver Twist, in which a poor orphan is forced to eke out a pitiful existence as a street urchin…until he’s picked up by a Range Rover packed with 15 of the most stacked sophomores ever to appear outside of a Russ Meyer film.
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 5:45 AM
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6 Comments:
Does it make me less of a human being to prefer this version to the played-to-death ones we get every year (aside from Scrooged)?
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where is this available on DVD? Ebeneezer Screwed!
Which Russ Myers film? Fanny Hill or SuperVixtorians?
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