Economist Friedman Dies Aged 94

Don't be sad, everyone. Think of his death not as the end of this being known as Milton Friedman, but as his body being privatized by worms and dirt. Rejoice that Milton Friedman's soul-body connection has finally been deregulated. So no, he didn't just "die." What really happened was he outsourced his consciousness to a higher plane.

So from everyone in America no longer able to earn a livable wage, scrabbling sub-subsistence payckecks together....from the millions of impoverished and unprotected workers screwed over by NAFTA and CAFTA and every other horse shit free market ideologue....

WE SALUTE YOU, MILT!