Childhood Responses to Classic Trick-or-Treat Candy
* Mike & Ike: "Christ, lady."
* Necco Wafers: "What is this? The Soviet Union?!"
* Bit O' Honey: "Balls!"
* Ring Pop: "Stunning...simply stunning."
* Candy Buttons: "You know, I accept change, too."
* Good 'n Plenty: "Well, they're half right."
* Whoppers: "Oh, I think we'll be doing business again."
* Candy Corn: "I'm...I'm going to bed."
* Chiclets: "Jesus, who do you have to blow to get some decent candy around here?!?"
* Pixy Stix: "I love you."
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 5:48 PM
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5 Comments:
* Pixy Stix: "I love you."
the perfect response for the perfect candy. unless you are in the mood for chocolate.
I bought a big bag with Hershey bars, Kit Kats and Whoppers. Guess what is getting handed out first?
What's wrong with candy corn and Mike & Ike? I happen to think both are yummy.
Screw the kids, I'm keeping the Whoppers for myself.
Don't forget 'Nature's Candy' -- boxes of Raisins! (Yep; not even crappy Raisinets.)
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