Public Overhearsions™

Sidewalk, in front of pet store:

Man #1: Let's get a puppy!

Man#2: We're not getting a puppy.

Man #1: Why not?

Man#2: You don't even like pets.

Man #1: What?! Of course I do!

Man#2: You killed the last two we had.

Man #1: But I'm learning.