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According to the Boston Globe, Chinese officials are now using cell phone text messages to warn citizens of the approaching Typhoon Kaemi and other storms.
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You've got your iPod in my Nike.
No, you've got your Nike in my iPod.
No, you both just like buying the same kind of crap.
Nike and Apple have teamed up to create a gadget "the size of a pebble" to help measure your running performance. Yes, it's little, but it has heart, people! Just like Rudy. In fact, as of this moment the new iPod nano/Nike sneaker team up shall only be referred to as "Rudy."
ABOVE: Rudy
HOW IT WORKS: Rudy is made up of a teensy weensy (but heart-filled) instrument which measures your speed, distance and calories burned. You're supposed to place Rudy in a pocket on one of Nike's specially designed shoes. But don't feel pressured to use the sneaker. Why, you could hide Rudy almost anywhere.
Then when you're all set, listening to your tunes on your Rudy, a voice starts calling out your performance and towards the end of your run, its calls increase in frequency. That must be a lot of fun if you're just starting to get in shape.
And just like Rudy (that's Rudy from the movie), Rudy (that's Rudy the pebble-sized running computer) "goes long" with an internal battery that will last about 1,000 hours, which should be more than long enough for you to realize how awful jogging is.
Stay at home and wait out this ridiculous fad. Sooner or later they'll wise up at Apple and start catering to the everyman's needs. You mark my words.
iPod will team up with Pringles.
It's just a matter of time...for that invention and for your arteries.
Enjoy.
According to the Boston Globe, Chinese officials are now using cell phone text messages to warn citizens of the approaching Typhoon Kaemi and other storms.
----
You've got your iPod in my Nike.
No, you've got your Nike in my iPod.
No, you both just like buying the same kind of crap.
Nike and Apple have teamed up to create a gadget "the size of a pebble" to help measure your running performance. Yes, it's little, but it has heart, people! Just like Rudy. In fact, as of this moment the new iPod nano/Nike sneaker team up shall only be referred to as "Rudy."
ABOVE: Rudy
HOW IT WORKS: Rudy is made up of a teensy weensy (but heart-filled) instrument which measures your speed, distance and calories burned. You're supposed to place Rudy in a pocket on one of Nike's specially designed shoes. But don't feel pressured to use the sneaker. Why, you could hide Rudy almost anywhere.
Then when you're all set, listening to your tunes on your Rudy, a voice starts calling out your performance and towards the end of your run, its calls increase in frequency. That must be a lot of fun if you're just starting to get in shape.
And just like Rudy (that's Rudy from the movie), Rudy (that's Rudy the pebble-sized running computer) "goes long" with an internal battery that will last about 1,000 hours, which should be more than long enough for you to realize how awful jogging is.
Stay at home and wait out this ridiculous fad. Sooner or later they'll wise up at Apple and start catering to the everyman's needs. You mark my words.
iPod will team up with Pringles.
It's just a matter of time...for that invention and for your arteries.
Enjoy.
posted by The Crespo at 11:11 AM
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