John Mark Karr: The Interrogation Transcript
Police Interrogator: So, you freely admit to killing JonBenet Ramsey in December, 1996.
Karr: Yes, sir. That is correct.
Police Interrogator: And that you confessed to a Thai police officer you had some form of "sex" with the girl?
Karr: That's right. And her little sister. Then I strangled them both.
Pause
Police Interrogator: Uh...JonBenet didn't have a little sister.
Karr: Oh, I meant Elizabeth Smart. I murdered her but good.
Police Interrogator: Elizabeth is alive and well and back with her parents.
Pause
Karr: I masterminded 9/11.
Police Interrogator: What?
Karr: By the way, I still have the Lindbergh baby. 76-years-old. Cute as a button.
Police Interrogator (To Partner): I can't believe this the crowning achievement of the Boulder Police Department.
Karr: Can I have a peek at your "cold case" file? I may be able to help you wrap up most of those.
Karr: Yes, sir. That is correct.
Police Interrogator: And that you confessed to a Thai police officer you had some form of "sex" with the girl?
Karr: That's right. And her little sister. Then I strangled them both.
Pause
Police Interrogator: Uh...JonBenet didn't have a little sister.
Karr: Oh, I meant Elizabeth Smart. I murdered her but good.
Police Interrogator: Elizabeth is alive and well and back with her parents.
Pause
Karr: I masterminded 9/11.
Police Interrogator: What?
Karr: By the way, I still have the Lindbergh baby. 76-years-old. Cute as a button.
Police Interrogator (To Partner): I can't believe this the crowning achievement of the Boulder Police Department.
Karr: Can I have a peek at your "cold case" file? I may be able to help you wrap up most of those.
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 10:12 AM
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10 Comments:
"Nicole Simpson? Bitch bled like a pig"
"Oh, and Amelia Airheart was my mother."
"Love to chat more, but John Wayne Gacy and I are working a birthday party across town."
"...for Jimmy Hoffa."
"May want to have a nurse or two there. I'll call my pal Richard Speck."
"Oops, almost forgot... Prince Edward and Prince Richard in the Tower of London. Some form of sex and then I shot them. Stabbed them. An axe or a halberd or something."
"I framed roger rabbit!"
I also "let the dogs out".
But I had absolutley nothing to do with writing the Book of Love. You'll never be able to pin that one on me!
I write about predators like Karr and others of his ilk in two of my several books. What Karr and other predators need is described in "Let No Man Be My Albatross" and "FATA! The Act of the Avengeance." In both cases the predator gets to meet up with the fathers of the victims.
Nick Borelli
www.nicholasborelli.com
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