The Editorials of Mallard Fillmore,
Right-Wing Reporter
The Poor Are Slowing Economic Growth
Maybe if they spent a few bucks they'd be better off
The Great Flood and Why English Should Be Our National Language
Once again the Bible directly addresses 21st Century American politics
I Don't Know the Difference between Iran and Iraq, Either
How Alan Jackson revealed the "Persian" myth
Liberal Media Fails to Cover Initial Location Scouting for Direct-to-Video Christian Film “To Heck with Satan.”
Typical
Is Sex Being Taught in Our Medical Schools?
Women’s “stuff” should remain mysterious, foreboding.
American NASCAR vs. European Soccer
Which gets better mileage?
Will Cloning Lead to Even More Catholics?
Remember, a lot of them are rather dusky
Global Warming Disproved by January Frost
Fox News scoops CNN again
What if I Can Turn Just Like That?
Why the gays should have their own gym
I Know What I Know
So take back your library card, eggheads!
Hannity Silences Colmes with Stirring “Yeah, But at the End of the Day” Closer
No way Colmes could argue against that
The Persecuted White Man
Why being in charge of evereything puts you at an extreme disadvantage
Debunking Evolution
If God didn’t create the world in six days then how do explain all these illustrations I found in a Sunday school primer?
Get a Load of What Some Nations Call “Country Music”
Toby Keith wouldn’t be caught dead with a tabla
The Democratic Party
Oh yeah. I said it.
Intellectuals and Their Crossword Puzzles
Give me a good Junior Jumble any day
Support the “Acceptable Arts” Bill
Art funding to go to Hummel figurines, “Do I Look Like A Grandmother?” T-shirts and candles in the shape of fruit
Because I Got Called "Fatty" in the Third Grade By Some Kid Who Might Have Been Black
The birth of The Mallard's political awakening
Charities Just Don't Make Financial Sense
Didn't anyone ever teach these people about the "profit margin"?
I Don’t Understand Today’s Doonesbury
Or last hour-and-a-half of Memento
Do Muslims Even Have a Word for “Love”?
Maybe, but dang if I know how to look it up
Rock Group “Foreigner” Should Be Deported
Award 70’s soft-rock combo “America” full security access.
Most Americans Agree
So why are we even having this argument?
Nation’s Teachers Espouse Lies, Deceit
An unflinching look at our schools’ “fiction anthologies.”
I Thought of Another Incisive Ted Kennedy Joke!
It's about him being drunk
Reel Evil: Hollywood Films Celebrate Other Cultures
Wait, is it “reel” or “real’? Which one is the opposite of “fake”?
My Name Is a Pun on President Taft
Just another perk of home schooling
