This Is What God's Ice Cream Must Taste Like

Because nothing can be sweeter than reading this article about the C-Word:
'NY Post' Cites Evidence That Ann Coulter Plagiarized Parts of Book, Columns

Or this one:
Copycatty Coulter Pilfers Prose: Pro

Or this:
'Textbook Plagiarism," "Very Misleading" Citations Found in Coulter's Godless


But for anyone wishing to stick by "The Ugly Stick," here are some neoconservative-approved debate points you can use in your defense of Coulter's plagiarism:

* "Well, then clearly it's someone else's fault that she misuses every word over two syllables long."

* "This is just another liberal media ploy to distract our attention from the real issue--thanking U.S. soldiers."

* "Oh, sure. When Coulter copies things said in a book it's called 'plagiarism.' But when The New York Times copies things said by a source it's called 'reporting.'"

* "Ann triumphs over both a gruesome disfigurement by fire and a horribly botched sex operation and you still make fun of her? That's just sick."

* "It's time to ask ourselves a crucial question--are we going to go after fellow Americans or are we going to go after Osama...eventually."

* "I think Ann would be the first to agree that this proof why women should not be taught to read."

* "What's next? Accuse Bartlett's of plagiarism?"

* "You get upset when she steals other people's work. You get upset when she gets things wrong. What options are you leaving a person like Ann?"

* "I seem to recall another American patriot who spoke someone else's words--Jesus. Just look it up in Coulter's Slander."

* "So maybe she borrowed a few statements from other sources. But her belief that Canada sent troops to the Vietnam War is hers and hers alone."