Bush Overheard at G8 Summit

“Someone tell Koizumi he better revalue the yuan.”

“God?! Is that you?!?…Oh, Snow. How many times have I told you to keep this line open?!”

“How can there be Americans in Lebanon? Americans live in America.”

“I think what the German Chancellor needs is a little George W. Booyah!”

“It’s pronounced ‘Ny-jeer-ria’?…Are you sure?…Well, that would explain the stares…”

“We don’t have to make poverty history. It’s already happened. Mission accomplished.”

“I don’t care what law Putin passes in Russia, I’m going to veto it.”

“Should I be listening to him or the translator?”

“See, you just hide the fork under the napkin on your lap and then—Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Someone’s excited! Someone’s having a ‘hard’ day! Heh, heh, heh…”

“Canada? Really?”

“Why the hell do they call this the G8 summit? I only count seven people.”

“Prodi called me ‘intransigent’? What kind of word is that? Learn the language, you wop.”

“How did it get so hot everywhere?”

“Where the fuck is Blair with my Sanka?!”

“…Here comes the king, here comes the king, here comes the big number one…”