What's Perplexing on the Web Right Now

The U.S. Senate actually made the right choice for once?

The band Live still has a major-label record deal?

Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God?

Jewelry made out of doll parts?

Akira Kurosawa directed Suntory whiskey ads--starring Francis Ford Coppola?! (Strike a familiar chord, fans of Lost in Translation?)