Tuesday, June 20, 2006

"The Golden Girls," Season 21, Episode 6

Scene: Living Room. Noon

Dorothy: I'm worried about Ma. It's been two weeks and she still hasn't gotten out of bed.

Rose: And Blanche has been slumped over that coffee table since last Saturday.

Dorothy: Rose, why aren't you wearing any clothes?

Rose: Why aren't you a Western omelet?

Dorothy: What?

Rose: This reminds me of the time in St. Olaf when the March of Dimes Walk resulted in a race of Swedish nomads.

Dorothy hits Rose with a rolled-up newspaper. Rose drops to the ground. She does not get up.

Dorothy: This calls for cheesecake.

Dorothy walks out into traffic.

4 Comments:

Blogger Marc said...

Fun Fact:
Dorothy (Bea Arthur) is older than Sophia aka Ma (Estelle Getty) by a few months. Who knew?

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares?
Dolly was an exact copy of her mother, but with an faster aging problem...
Genetic engineering!

3:35 AM  
Blogger f-tufts said...

Hate hate hate hate that show. I've blocked the Lifetime Channel from my television 'cause I kept getting fleeting glimpses of Bea Arthur on my way up to Bravo. Die, Bea.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Thank you for being a friend.

6:21 PM  

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