Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Now in Local News...

Jacob Goff’s wish is parked in his driveway.

It’s a red 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo, tricked out with new wheels, roof rack, bumper and a winch that looks capable of uprooting tree trunks.

It was just an ordinary Jeep until recently. It took a cancer diagnosis to transform his ride.


‘Pimped’ Jeep Is a Wish Come True for Cancer Survivor
The Fayetteville Observor, NC

Alternative Headlines for Above Report:
"Horrible Illness Leads to Sick Wheels"
"Mom, Dad Pushed for Home Makeover Instead"
"Boy, Jeep on the Mends"
"The Spoils of Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma"
"Make-A-Wish Foundation Poorly Managed"

Other Teenager Requests to Make-A-Wish Foundation

5 Comments:

Blogger jodi said...

wait a minute... he's cancer free but still got a wish? maybe they should take the wish back if you get better.

remember those VW commercials where the guy from Fargo unpimped the autos? I love those commercials.

sorry... i've been drinking some really good vodka. i should not comment on blogs under the influence.

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Josh said...

Surely one of these headlines should include the verb "pimp."

jf

10:30 PM  
Blogger Ces said...

If a variation of "pimp" hadn't appeared in the actual title, perhaps.

8:16 AM  
Anonymous me said...

Don`t be jealous Ces, one day you could get cancer too.
And don`t forget it`s Bruce`s fault.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Given that your piece on teenager's requests to make-a-wish foundation originally ran last year, do you think it is possible that your "pimp my Pontiac Fiero" could have actually *inspired* this kid? Maybe he's one of your loyal readers

5:08 PM  

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