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I was pretty confident I was just a socially awkward child, until I got to this one:"Child has been known to tell off trees."there may be a dash of mental deficiency in me.
Trees are arrogant bastards who have it coming.
And so the true nature of our site's demographics comes into focus.
This is so unfair. You have to wear a football helmet. Those damn trees are everywhere.
"Child has been singling the same commercial jingle..."It may be a typo, but I happen to prefer it as a word.
Trees are the 9/11 of nature. NEVER FORGET!
Ces,Perhaps the most brilliantly funny thing you've posted so far. "Food Mommy". HA!
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I was pretty confident I was just a socially awkward child, until I got to this one:
"Child has been known to tell off trees."
there may be a dash of mental deficiency in me.
Trees are arrogant bastards who have it coming.
And so the true nature of our site's demographics comes into focus.
This is so unfair. You have to wear a football helmet. Those damn trees are everywhere.
"Child has been singling the same commercial jingle..."
It may be a typo, but I happen to prefer it as a word.
Trees are the 9/11 of nature. NEVER FORGET!
Ces,
Perhaps the most brilliantly funny thing you've posted so far.
"Food Mommy". HA!
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