Carol Hartsell Is Only a Man
Death, Kissing and Summer
Carol Hartsell
I'm pretty sure my seventh grade boyfriend was an albino. He had almost white blonde hair, really pale skin and pale blue eyes. He wore a tux t-shirt to the 8th grade banquet (instead of a real tux rented from Mr. Burch or Tant & Tant) and he died in a car accident with his grandfather when we were in 10th grade. I hadn't spoken to him in a couple of years. We weren't friendly after the break-up and he was a strange dude besides. He was sweet and attractive but seemed unusually tortured for a 13-year-old.
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Carol Hartsell
I'm pretty sure my seventh grade boyfriend was an albino. He had almost white blonde hair, really pale skin and pale blue eyes. He wore a tux t-shirt to the 8th grade banquet (instead of a real tux rented from Mr. Burch or Tant & Tant) and he died in a car accident with his grandfather when we were in 10th grade. I hadn't spoken to him in a couple of years. We weren't friendly after the break-up and he was a strange dude besides. He was sweet and attractive but seemed unusually tortured for a 13-year-old.
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posted by Carol at 2:36 PM
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3 Comments:
You tell a good story, Carol.
Carol is one of the hottest people on the Internet, including all those "barely legal college girls." I'm not being a spammer or anything, I just felt that it needed to be said.
Kissing in the basement, kids dying, Pepe Lopez...Lloyd, you bringing me down!
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