What South Dakota Gov. Mike Rounds Should Be Raped by This Week
For signing a bill today that bans nearly all abortions in the state, legislation in direct conflict with the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision and with no exceptions for cases of rape or incest.
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 5:12 PM
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Totally agree there. I live in SD, and the no exception thing is, in my eyes, dumb as hell. I actually think this is Rounds' ploy to get some air time...cause seriously, I've met people who had no idea there was a South Dakota, never mind where it was located. Now we're even being mentioned by the BBC...great. Now not only will we be seen as backwards, "pioneer" folk, but also religious zealots. Fun.
Your hippo-rape suggestion works on so many levels. I mean, once he's impregnated, how will Dubya reconcile his staunch pro-life beliefs with his recent call for a ban on human-animal hybrids?
jf
Isn't that a pygmy hippo? Surely the full-sized version would be a better choice.
Or...he could get bum fucked by a rhino. More painful...but he may enjoy the horn too much.
Why would you force that beautiful animal to have sex with that scumbag?
Q. What do you get when you cross a hippo with a right-wing governor.
A. Nothing. There some things a hippo just won't do.
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