Introducing Cartoon Violence

Our good friend Josh of Comics Curmudgeon fame has expanded his critical analysis empire to Wonkette with his new weekly column Cartoon Violence, a review of editorial comics. Here's just a taste of what you can expect:

The Good: Pirates fucking rule. This one even has a little beard braid complete with bow, which, in a pirate context, is badass.

The Bad: The sheikdoms currently making up the United Arab Emirates were collectively known as the “Pirate Coast” in the early 19th century, which may make this the most obscure slam on a nationality in history of cartooning.

The Ugly: MAKE PARROT BUSH STOP STARING AT ME WITH HIS EMPTY, HAUNTED EYES! MAKE HIM STOP!