Dick Cheney Takes a Moment from Convincing a Pre-Selected Audience of Career Military Men That the War in Iraq Is Winnable to Tell a Racist Joke

"So anyway, two...what do you call those people? Oriental?...'Asian'?...I thought they sang 'Heat of the Moment'...No, I'm talking about those funny little buggers with the eyes that go...Oh, fuck it. Two Arabs walk into a restaurant and order 'flied lice'... "