This Week's Eye Opener
A Day in the Life of Dick Cheney, Lone Wolf
Francesco Marciuliano
8:15 A.M.: Cheney urinates in corner of West Wing hallway. When later asked why he did not simply use the bathroom two doors down or at least wait until the tour group had passed out of sight, Cheney mutters, “It’s a private matter.”
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Special Note: For all those fearing a gag run dry, the article makes no mention of--nor is it a commentary on--the Vice President's shooting of a man in the face and heart.
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 10:05 AM
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Other Cheney Google® searches:
Iraq WMD (he's still looking)
Doctor Strangelove mineshaft gap
gun safety
Brittany Spears naked
10:45 A.M.: Overhearing that laughter is infectious, Cheney illegally appropriates $14 billion from the Defense budget for the research and development of a “killer humor contagion.”
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Doesn't he know that the British already had that technology during WWII?
We are coming.
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