Saturday, February 25, 2006

Sitcom Theme Music, The Series: Episode 3


MP3: Mr. Belvedere Theme Song
VIDEO: Mr. Belvedere Opening Credits
What if a posh British butler showed up at the doorstep of a two-career family in suburban Pittsburgh and they decided to welcome him as one of their own? What if a drunk Russian cosmonaut showed up at the doorstep of a down-on-its-luck sorority in southern California and they decided to welcome him as one of their own? What if amnesiac Harlem Globetrotters Meadowlark Lemon and Curly Neal showed up at the doorstep of unsupervised geriatric patients in--what the hell?--Jupiter, Florida and they decided to welcome them as one of their own?

No doubt the creators of Mr. Belvedere arrived at ABC Studios with an armful of such high-concept pitches, only to ultimately settle on the one they lifted wholesale from a 1948 Clifton Webb movie (since nothing connects with the average American viewer like an effete, studio system-era comedy of manners). The resulting series was initially conceived as a star vehicle for Bob Uecker, a one-time godawful baseball player who had found latter-day success as a spokesman for a series of funny 1980's Miller Lite commercials (back when beer commercials made you laugh with them, not make you want to hurl something at them). The theme song was performed by Leon Redbone, a jazz and blues musician who also had found renewed fame in a 1980's Budweiser commercial. In fact, so prevalent were beer commercials in the minds of programmers and viewers alike back in the eighties that one can only imagine what prevented the world from ever witnessing Spuds McKenzie, MD, a sitcom about the new doctor at the veterinarian hospital who--wait for it--is also a former patient.

The basic plot--stranger is taken aback by real or makeshift family only to eventually become a member of said family--is a standard sitcom device, used to great effect in Cheers, Mary Tyler Moore and--most regrettably--Hogan's Heroes. Mr. Belvedere also employed the standard sitcom device of having the main character reflect on what he or she has learned from each episode's events in the form of a diary or confessional. It was a move first popularized by Mork in his reports to Orson, then later revisted when Doogie Howser shared his thoughts on a 12K Commodore computer. But undoubtedly the best use of the "confessional" device came in the final episode of St. Elsewhere, when we learned that not only was the entire series the product of a mentally-handicapped child's imagination, but that the mentally-handicapped child was, in actuality, a character in the alternate-universe diary Roseanne was writing in the final episode of her series, only for Bob Newhart to wake up from that dream next to Suzanne Pleshette...who was, in truth, time traveller Sam Beckett, who sadly just had found out that not only was he never going to leap back into his own body but that he was, in fact, Number One.

In short, Mr. Belvedere was very much a standard sitcom. This is in no way meant to be a slight at the series or those involved. I remember catching an episode or two during my college summers and finding the show humorous enough. I also remember thinking that the actor playing youngest son Wesley could portray the stock wisecracking, conniving child character without me ever wishing any real harm on the character or actor. But Mr. Belvedere was clearly one of those sitcoms that people remember being on the air but don't necessarily remember sitting down to watch, much like Charles in Charge. Sure, whenever you see the name Charles in Charge you involuntarily launch into its theme song ("Charles in Charge of our days and our nights/Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights"). But do you ever remember hanging out with your friends only to exclaim, "Holy shit! It's time for Charles in Charge!" ("Charles in Charge of our days and our nights/Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights") Do you ever remember saying after your best friend/goofball sidekick did something stupid, "Oh man, you are so like Buddy...from Charles in Charge." ("Charles in Charge of our days and our nights/Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights") Do you ever wonder how a person who says he can't recall ever watching Charles in Charge ("Charles in Charge of our days and our nights/Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights") not only remembers the name of Willie Aames' character but actually remembers that the character was played by Willie Aaames--without the benefit of Google? Sure, you can understand him fondly recalling fellow cast member Nicole Eggert, but Willie Aaaames?! Perhaps all this is my mind's roundabout way of telling me that this episode of Sitcom Theme Music instead should have been about Charles in Charge ("Charles in Charge of our days and our nights/Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights").

But it's about Mr. Belvedere, a pleasant sitcom so standard we wound up discussing everything but Mr. Belvedere...which may be the truest summary of this mid-to-late 8o's show we can give. So sit back and enjoy the opening credits and theme song. Then later ask yourself, "I wonder whatever happened to the actors who portrayed the mom and kids on Mr. Belvedere." Then ask yourself, "I wonder whatever happened to the actress who played the teenage daughter on ALF." Then ask yourself, "I wonder whatever happened to the entire cast of Mama's Family." Keep doing this. Eventually you'll go mad with concern.

Previously on Sitcom Theme Music:
The Pilot Episode: The Brady Brides, Angie, Alice and Joanie Loves Chachi
Episode Two: Love, American Style

Note: Music and video clips made possible by Sitcoms Online unless otherwise mentioned.

Special Note to Katya: We will cover "One Day at a Time" in the very near future.

10 Comments:

Blogger yellojkt said...

Other "Mary Poppins/Cat In The Hat" type series where a complete strange comes in as a putative domestic servant and changes the lives of the boring family are The Nanny, and Who's The Boss?.

How these very middle American families afford full time nannies/caretakers/butlers is part of the sitcom absurdity.

8:04 AM  
Blogger yellojkt said...

And you are seriously dissing Willie Ames. He's a serious movie star as well. Him and Scott Baio did the definitively teens-with-invisibility movie, Zapped, before going onto Charles In Charge.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous hitch said...

er...if I recall correctly, half the point of "the nanny" was that they were *rich*...so..um...there.

I'll go be ashamed of my television knowledge now.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Josh said...

I'll admit it: I loved this show so much. I probably actually said "Hey, it's time for Mr. Belvedere!" I don't remember the plot of a single episode of course. I was 10 when the show started, at which age this was barely acceptable ... I'm hoping my obsession didn't last until 1990, because that would be embarassing.

jf

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All hail the great Brachtoon!

I should want to go up to Mr. Belvedere and shake his hand. I shouldn't want to skin him and wear his skin.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Claude said...

I was certainly old enough to watch this one, but didn't see it until it was in syndication.

The only episode I remember is when the oldest son was dating an Amish girl during her rumspringa. When she showed up at the door in the Amish clothing, Bob Uecker's character greeted her with "Oh! Happy Thanksgiving!"

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Woodrowfan said...

when I was younger I would have paid good money to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous katya said...

So happy to know that my One Day at a Time pleas didn't fall on deaf ears... like Kambri Crews' dad's. (Or was that just inappropriate?)

Mr. Belvedere was a must watch show for me growing up, and I know the song by heart. The first season I thought the best part of the show was the Mr. Belvedere vs. Wesley mischeviousness. (Now, knowing that both actors are gay - imdb says Mr. Belvedere was a "confirmed bachelor" - it brings a whole pent-up homoerotic undercurrent to the love/hate relationship.) But I digress.

While the middle daughter was totally forgettable, who could forget her stupid friend Angela who could never remember Mr. Belvedere's name and would pronounce it differently every time. Ah the hilarity when she'd say "Thanks, Mr. Belveshmear."

I also remember the rumspringa episode as well as the episode where Wesley calls the INS and gets Mr. Belvedere deported (I always only saw the first part of this two part episode and still don't know how Mr. Belvedere managed to get back in the country). Someone once told me there's a Wesley Gets Molested episode, which I've been dying to see. (In New York I planned to go with my friends to the Museum of Television and Radio and watch a list of episodes I brought of 80s shows where characters get molested - like Dudley on Diff'rent Strokes - but it was closed that day).

You asked, "I wonder what happened to the mom and kids from Mr. Belvedere?" Well, there are persistent (untrue) rumors that Kevin was played by Marilyn Manson. "Ilene" (the actress who played the mom) constantly appears in crossword puzzles with a "Mom on Mr. Belvedere" clue.

I have two favorite Christopher Hewitt (he played Mr. B) memories. One is of him on Password in the mid 80s with other guest celebrity Betty White. Betty White was kicking some ass as she is wont to do at Password (her husband was the producer), and at one point when Hewitt's partner didn't get the answer after one of Hewitt's sub-par clues, Mr. Belvedere got all pissy and said, "That's OK, I'm sure *Betty* will get it now."

My other favorite memory is when he died, because there were some awesome jokes like:

What's that rotten Smelvedere?
and
I didn't know he wasn't Wellvedere.

You should be happy I didn't even begin to write about Charles in Charge. Just know that I watched the pilot episode (different family the first season by the way) on VHS eight times in a row.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous katya said...

Now that I've outed myself as some sort of Mr. Belvedere-obsessed nut, I wanted to mention one (hopefully) last thing. I was disappointed that the theme song/intro was the shortened one. It didn't include the "status quo" part that I remember well.


"Streaks on the china, never mattered before, who cares.
When you dropped kicked your jacket
As you came through the door, No one glared.

But sometimes things get turned around and no one's spared.
All hands look out below, there's a change in the status quo.
Gonna need all the help that we can get.

According to our new arrival life is more than mere survival
We just might live the good life yet."

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. I made a Bob Uecker reference just yesterday. I parked on the far side of a parking garage and said as I exited the car "this must be the front row". I don't even know why. I hadn't thought of that in years and it just popped into my head. My wife had no idea what I was talking about, so I explained the whole deal about the Uecker commercials, etc. She couldn't have cared less. Now I check D@W and there is Bob Uecker in all his 1980's glory. Bizarre.

4:43 PM  

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