Sean Crespo Will Teach You Satire
Sean Crespo's Indie Band Brander®
Sean Crespo
By far, one of the simplest methods to lend your indie band that façade of eclecticism necessary in appealing to the trust fund babies in Salvation Army clothes who make up the majority of the indie scene is this simple pairing of gerunds with proper nouns. Simple, yet it powerfully evokes the kind of visceral aloofness and snarkiness that would make one of these hipsters smile, if it wasn’t totally gay to smile that is.
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posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 8:11 AM
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4 Comments:
I always wanted to name my band Johnny Derivitive and The Indefinite Intergals. Our first album would be The Fundamental Theorom of Calculus.
I am such a dork.
I feel your pain, yellojkt. I've always wanted someone to name an album Irreal Folk Blues. You know, there's an old Howlin' Wolf record called Real Folk Blues, and like "irreal" refers to numbers derived from the square root of negative one which really doesn't make sense to yr avg nonmath-geek person like myself: anyway, way cool. But has anyone listened? No! I also wanted someone to name an album A Nation of Gilligans..., cuz, you know, the Public Enemy album It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back... So I see your dorkiness and raise it...or however you'd say that if you knew anything about poker, which I don't.
Has anyone named their band The Scott Farkus Affair yet? If not, I'm starting that band.
The New Dehli Monkey Gang rules!
Two good names, both from the CNN News Ticker circa 2001:
Highway Gunmen
Exploding Manholes
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