A Quick Moment with Carol vs. Office Overhearsions™
I am adopting a zero-tolerance policy for anyone still doing the "Bueller...Bueller..." joke. From now on, if you take it upon yourself to yank this rock-hard turd of a reference out of your douche-puckered bunghole, I will personally stuff the upper half of you into the lower half and roll your ass down the hallway.
xoxo,
Carol
xoxo,
Carol
posted by Carol at 3:46 PM
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13 Comments:
Thank God we have someone with the balls to save us all from the idiots.
Rock on, blondie. Rock on.
Can we still do the "Na, na, na, na...." thing from Caddyshack? With out that I pretty much have to stop talking to people.
I hope so, because I just did it like 30 seconds ago...
The only thing that could make this posting more perfect is if the zero-tolerance policy came about because of one of your "Office Overhearsions."
it did...so I suppose this was a dual post
Arrgh...can you talk to one of my clients, please? Maybe you can get him to stop trying to pass off Steven Wright bits as something he just made up--for the 100th time.
"Ha ha you just said bunghole." Sorry you made me have to do a Beavis and Butthead joke.
Dry eye ... dry, pasty, sandy, infected with pus oozing out of the corner.
Not to be confused with Clear eye.
Please tell me you have some sort of cameraphone or other convenient photo-taking device with which to document the consequences of violating this policy.
Some people need a public warning.
Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays....
=runs=
Alllll righty, then!
Carol is only a man. An angry, angry man.
(backing away and blowing kisses . . .)
Please please please can the same penelty also apply to "off the island" references too?
Amber
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