Nick Jezarian's Tangential Stupidity
30-Year-Old White Male Seeks Hip Hop
Nick Jezarian
Dear Hip Hop,
I’m writing to you so you can help lead me to where the good songs are, where the good acts are and to explain to me what pushing rhymes like weight really means. Please accept the following as my application for acceptance into your club.
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3 Comments:
First, quit listening to rap on the radio. By the time they bleep out all the worty dirds, there's nothing left to figure out even if you could. I'm sure a lot of these gangstas have really sharp rhymin' skilz, but I gotta hear what comes after gold-digga to get the full message.
If you didn't listen to Madvillain and Beauty and the Beat you missed the best albums of '04 and '05.
You know who kicks ass? The Perceptionists.
I'm just sayin.
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