Cold Day Afternoon
While some of our readers may be basking in the sun at this very moment, sipping mojitos and seducing naive hotel pool attendants, many are currently suffering through a cold snap so unbearable that the Old Farmer's Almanac prediction for the past few days consisted of just one word--"Move."
In fact, thanks to the inclement weather you may very well be drinking at home today rather than at work. So for all those who don't have any hobbies to busy themselves, any books to read or any idea of how to pass the time away without an Excel sheet, we present you with a short list of actual daytime TV movie-viewing options:
Evil Alien Conquerors (2002): Two aliens fall for human women and abandon their plans to behead all Earthlings.
Little Cigars (1973): A young girl becomes the leader of a gang of midget bank robbers.
Ring of Darkness (2004): A new boy-band member learns his musical cohorts are zombies.
Tooth (2004): A young, feisty Tooth Fairy misses the Fairytopia of old and the magic that was at the heart of it.
Vampires: The Turning (2004): Seeking to kill all mortals, a vampire kidnaps a kickboxer's girlfriend.
Walk Like a Man (1987): A man (Howie Mandel) reenters society after having been raised by wolves.
In fact, thanks to the inclement weather you may very well be drinking at home today rather than at work. So for all those who don't have any hobbies to busy themselves, any books to read or any idea of how to pass the time away without an Excel sheet, we present you with a short list of actual daytime TV movie-viewing options:
Evil Alien Conquerors (2002): Two aliens fall for human women and abandon their plans to behead all Earthlings.
Little Cigars (1973): A young girl becomes the leader of a gang of midget bank robbers.
Ring of Darkness (2004): A new boy-band member learns his musical cohorts are zombies.
Tooth (2004): A young, feisty Tooth Fairy misses the Fairytopia of old and the magic that was at the heart of it.
Vampires: The Turning (2004): Seeking to kill all mortals, a vampire kidnaps a kickboxer's girlfriend.
Walk Like a Man (1987): A man (Howie Mandel) reenters society after having been raised by wolves.
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 9:02 AM
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4 Comments:
Having been raised by wolves, did man (howie mandel) learn the hard way not to blow up that glove and leave it on his head?
What, no Spice Channel??
Dear God, I thought you were kidding! I will never doubt you again. Tooth? Stephen Fry plays "Pedro." And Ring of Darkness features Adrienne Barbeau!
Look out Netflix, here I come!
Reviews by me:
http://ogami.livejournal.com/85927.html
http://ogami.livejournal.com/104588.html
The Turning is actually supposed to be some half-assed sequel to Carpenter's Vampires, hence the first word in the title.
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