How long did it take you to realize that? I was a chemist as a first job out of college (many moons ago) and realized that there's very little you can't do a little tipsy. Except that day mixing 450F adhesive. That task and Percocet don't...er...mix well.
The one time I was actually drink at work, thanks to a dare from my boss and a lunchtime pitcher of margaritas, I wrote a bid that won us 3.2 million in business...so maybe I am wrong to be sober the rest of the time.
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How long did it take you to realize that? I was a chemist as a first job out of college (many moons ago) and realized that there's very little you can't do a little tipsy. Except that day mixing 450F adhesive. That task and Percocet don't...er...mix well.
didn`t we discover this some time ago? or were you to drunk to remember ...
You will soon discover not only can you do your job perfectly well but you actually do it better!
The one time I was actually drink at work, thanks to a dare from my boss and a lunchtime pitcher of margaritas, I wrote a bid that won us 3.2 million in business...so maybe I am wrong to be sober the rest of the time.
I didn't know there was another way to be at work but drunk!
Truth.
If you rephrase it as:
"
Doing My Job Well
Still Drunk From The Night Before
Opens New Doors To Me
"
Then you'll have a really nice Haiku!
As always, Ari, you kick it up a notch.
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