Haven't You Always Wanted a Monkey?

Now that 1991 has long passed--and with it any fears of an apocalyptic simian uprising as predicted in Conquest of the Planet of the Apes--isn't it about time we cast off the shackles of hate and embrace our primate brothers? And what better way to do that than by purchasing the truly excellent comic strip anthology Totally Boned: A Joe and Monkey Collection?

Created by the talented, industrious and all-around mensch Zach Miller, Joe and Monkey follows the exploits of a delivery truck driver and his best friend Monkey as they grapple with life, love and an evil kleptomaniac robot, no doubt echoing the life we all desired--all secretly longed for in that short, silent break between lucidity and dream--but, alas, let slip away due to financial and/or familial obligations. Shame on us all.

The anthology also features an introduction written by the hack responsible for this comic, but please don't let that prevent you from buying the book here.