A Quick Moment with Carol
Just got this Christmas card in the mail...from my parents.
xoxo,
Carol
posted by Carol at 2:39 PM
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20 Comments:
YEAH! GOD BLESS AMERICA! You don't see Santa sewing any AL QAEDA flags, now DO you?
My favorite part are the stars on the floor, which appear to be extra. Sorry, Puerto Rico and Guam ... you're on the "naughty" list again this year. No Senators for you!
jf
Santa's gonna have to dispose of that flag properly by burning it just as soon as he's done sewing it because it's touching the ground!
Betsy Ross has really let herself go . . .
Go Santa! Go!
Everyone knows you cant spell Santa Claus without USA. I am just glad that of all the countries in the world Santa likes us best.
I am kinda surprised he wears that hat all the time though, I thought it was just for sleigh riding. Thats a company man for you.
If you hadn't already told us you were from Alabama, this would have totally given it away.
Well, Carol Ann, it looks as if your parent's membership in the country club is safe for another year.
I feel your pain, but I can't help but believe that Santa has broken into someone's house and is repairing the weatherbeaten, tattered flag they've let fly night and day through rain, snow, hail and Katrina because they don't know any better. I wasn't aware St. Nick learned to sew when he took couture classes at Parsons.
Don't let Jerry Falwell and Bill O'Reilly see this card - they'll organize a boycott against its publisher, arguing that Jesus should be sewing the stars on the flag.
And not baby Jesus, despite its historical accuracy-ish-ness; bloody Easter Jesus, just to remind you all that .. well, of something.
Hey monkeys uncle: you also can't spell Santa Claus without ant. Or Satan, if you move letters around. Or even (shock!) a very very dirty word.
In the words of Gene Wilder and Harrison Ford in The Frisco Kid, "Oy Gevalt..."
I shudder to think about it, but I have to know, did it have a preprinted message on the inside and if so what did it say?
"May the hope and peace of the season be with you always."
Are they still in Alabama? Why isn't it the stars n bars instea dof the US flag then??? I kid, but I'm sure there are such cards out there... At least you didn't ge tone of those///
"Stars fell on Alabama" is on the state's license plates, iirc.
This card have some sort of secret Alabama message for us, Carol?
Are we sure that's Santa? It might be Robert E Lee.
because God and Santa are American, of course
Why do you hate freedom, Corey?
Oh, but I love freedom...and fritters!
And how!
Dude, Santa is defacing the flag. Rock on Santa!
Garrison Keillor sure is gettin on up there.
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