"Tonight on ESPN College Football, the Ronald Reagan University Ronald Reagans take on R.W. Reagan State's Ronnie Reagans..."
Every so often we at Drink at Work.com come into possession of highly classified federal documents. While we do not wish to go into the particulars of how we retrieve such information, suffice it to say that it involves PayPal and a vendor who has received a "Feedback Score" of 23. The following intel comes from our most recent acquisition--dated November 10th and featuring the signature of President George W. Bush, Grover Norquist of the Ronald Reagan Legacy Project and what appears to be the seared imprint of a cloven hoof (no doubt that of Vice President Dick Cheney)--and should be considered for your eyes only:
Things to Be Renamed "Ronald Reagan" with All Deliberate Speed
* Syria
* The title character in "Henry V"
* Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookies (plain, not the mint kind)
* Adam in "The Book of Genesis"
* Tuesdays
* The Fortune 500
* The Rhythm Method
* The Executive Branch
* Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast
* Jeb Bush
* The NAACP
* All prime numbers
* Christmas
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 10:00 AM
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8 Comments:
Don't forget SPAM, americas favorite mystery meat.
Wow thats topical. A Reagan cigerette ad poster from from the early 1700's. Reagan sucks! Ha! Ha! How about that Rubik's cube? isnt that crazy.....? Leg warmers? When did America's legs get so cold? (rimshot)
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In case yoiu're wondering about the deleted remark, apparenty "anonymous" then added a particularly offense coda to his initial comment. We more than welcome dissenting opinions, even those comments that make fun of our content (hell, you can't write humor if you can't laugh at yourself), but there are some remarks we cannot allow in this or any of our forums.
I thought this was poking fun at the people who are attempting to name everything except dildos and late-term abortions after Reagan, not exactly Reagan himself. Oh well, there I go with those pesky reading comprehension skills again.
Carol and Ces
Sorry about the snarky "Thats not topical!" comment. Sometimes my sense of humor comes across as... lame, for lack of a better word. But I think I should say that was the only comment I made. The second, deleted comment from anonymous was not from me. I did not even get a chance to read it before it was removed.
I don't know where people have come up with the idea to name things after dead presidents. What will they think of next?
I agree a dildo named after beloved fomer president Reagan would be too much, but a dildo shaped like Reagan might be alright. A plastic version of that sprayed on, four point, helmet head hairdo may hit all the right spots. What could be more erotic then pleasuring yourself with his likeness and dreaming about trickle down economics? The "Ronaldator" could be a hot selling product at those blue state, all women, "Private Moment" parties.
Tag line- "He screwed you for eight years, now you can finally enjoy it..."
Anyway sorry about opening that can of worms. I really do like your site, and sense of humor etc...
You are more than welcome to make fun of us or the site at any time (that goes for all readers). And I apologize for thinking the deleted comment was yours. That was neither fair nor helpful.
Now this Reagan dildo you speak of...
I think Ann Coulter has one. I think she keeps it with her pictures of Rush Limbaugh and her NRA newsletters.
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