This Week's Eye Opener
Renew Your Faith in Something Other Than Yourself—The Drink at Work.com Guide for Aspiring Artists Who Have Lost Their Inspiration
Francesco Marciuliano
Francesco Marciuliano
- Much like people who complain about the high price of gas yet insist on driving SUVs should take the next logical step and complain about going blind after ingesting large quantities of lye, an artist should not be so quick to bemoan their economic status when they could have elected a far more fruitful—if not necessarily fulfilling—career path. That said, one must admire or at least marvel at the hard road the artist willingly embarks upon...
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 8:37 AM
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4 Comments:
This article is my favorite thing you've written. I'm just saying.
Did you check out Wikipedia on this winner?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Alamo
Derryl
I hate to quibble, but actually, it's methanol that makes you blind when you drink it. Lye would make you blind if you splashed it into your eyes. DRINKING lye basically cooks your insides into a rigid, dead, tube.
But if you're dead then you can't see, right? I found a loophole to your completely factual statement, right? I did good, right? Oh god, tell me I did good!
Or I just could correct the article.
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