There is a singing instructor who lives one floor below us
There is a singing instructor who lives one floor below us
She holds her lessons in her apartment
For the past three months one of her students has practiced the same song for every lesson, Monday, Wednesday and Thursday
The song is "Winner Takes It All" by ABBA
The student is not improving
If anything, she is getting worse with every hour-long session
No doubt she is practicing for a big recital
After all, a wedding or anniversary would be an odd venue for such a song
She is singing at this very moment, as I type this very post
It is not going well
"The WIN-ner takes IT all, THE loser has TO fall..."
I fear the recital will not be a success
She holds her lessons in her apartment
For the past three months one of her students has practiced the same song for every lesson, Monday, Wednesday and Thursday
The song is "Winner Takes It All" by ABBA
The student is not improving
If anything, she is getting worse with every hour-long session
No doubt she is practicing for a big recital
After all, a wedding or anniversary would be an odd venue for such a song
She is singing at this very moment, as I type this very post
It is not going well
"The WIN-ner takes IT all, THE loser has TO fall..."
I fear the recital will not be a success
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 3:08 PM
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7 Comments:
maybe they are going to audition for "mamma mia?"
I weep at ABBA mangling...
Sometime ago I was delighted with violin lessons for several weeks.
Then and now word "euthanasia" came to my mind...
you are assuming that she wants to get better. maybe she hates ABBA and this will be her revenge! her long awaited revenge. At last, IT WILL NO LONGER BE DENIED!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
um, sorry...
Could be worse, could be Fernando.
Wait, did Sammy Hagar cover that for the "Over The Top" soundtrack? Because I'm using his version for my audition too. Talk about coincidence.
Sounds like someone has watched Muriels Wedding too much....WAY too much.
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