Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Office Overhearsions™

Guy talking to girl in cube next to mine:

"I told my mom I found a loophole in our agreement about my joining the military. If the draft comes back and I'm under 30...no problem. Sales can only offer so much, anyway. I'm lacking an adrenaline rush in my life."

4 Comments:

Blogger 2fs said...

Christ with a strap-on, how could anyone be so stupid? *sigh* Darwin Awards *sigh*...

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christ needs a strap-on? All those "DaVinci Code" fans will be disappointed...

10:31 AM  
Blogger 2fs said...

This isn't about "need," Anon. And "with" can mean different things, now can't it.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Corvid said...

I HAD a comment, but now am plagued by disturbingly graphic mental pictures of Our Lord And Saviour and his "li'l friend".

Thanks.

Oh, right; I think the guy was just trying to impress the chick. No one could be that stup- Wait; he's perfect for the military.

9:48 PM  

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