Drink at Home: The Drink at Work Holiday Support Thread
Ok, a lot of us are now trapped in homes that are not our own...at least, not any more. Consider this your place to vent. And to get the ball rolling...
"IF YOU FUCKERS CAN'T SHUT UP DURING 'LOST' THEN JUST TURN IT OFF AND I'LL WATCH IT ON TIVO WHEN I GET HOME!"
the majority of my family lives in the same general area as i do, so i can only offer you my blessings and hope for your speedy and safe return to your own home.
Life's too #*&@^#! short. No more bad turkey dinners at obnoxious relatives with loud bratty kids. Ever. It's chilled wine and chinese for us! Ahhh the peace and joy of the holidays :D Relatives are so much easier to enjoy from afar.
Thanksgiving is at MY God-damned house this year. We eat on our schedule, I dictate that the Emergency Backup Vodka is used in the bloody marys, there is NO horrid country "music" playing, and my turkey was awesome. Best of all, the guests were gone by mid-evening...
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We'll be visiting my BIL and his third wife. We don't think she knows about the first 2.
Happy Thanksgiving Ces and Carol and the Cardinals.
the majority of my family lives in the same general area as i do, so i can only offer you my blessings and hope for your speedy and safe return to your own home.
Two bloody marys and we're doing fine!
Too...much...wine...and now everyone's watching the Apprentice. Help me. Please.
home alone...no travel...many mean family phone calls...suckas. We're not goin' anywhere.
mmm...whiskey. It's so damn good.
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Life's too #*&@^#! short. No more bad turkey dinners at obnoxious relatives with loud bratty kids.
Ever.
It's chilled wine and chinese for us!
Ahhh the peace and joy of the holidays :D
Relatives are so much easier to enjoy from afar.
Thanksgiving is at MY God-damned house this year. We eat on our schedule, I dictate that the Emergency Backup Vodka is used in the bloody marys, there is NO horrid country "music" playing, and my turkey was awesome. Best of all, the guests were gone by mid-evening...
Stacey and I skipped town for a quiet weekend in Memphis. So no worries for us.
Carol -- I hope you and Ces finally got to watch LOST in peace.
Way off topic, other than its reference to another commentor, but is cpandolph the Barkeater Lake cartoonist?
I'm not a stalker, just wanted to say how much I enjoy that strip.
Thanks. I'll let him know the next time I look in the mirror. I mean....I'm not him...or he...or...dammit! I'd make a bad Clark Kent.
In all seriousness,
Stop stalking me.
Was in New York Friday night. Should have looked up Ces and Carol.
Dude...WTF???? I mean, true, we weren't in town. But as a general rule, let us know when you're around! We are party people, yo!
Goddamn it, Holly, you're in your 40s. Stop throwing things at the dinner table.
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