Typical Ain’t It Cool News.com Talkback Posts
Presented with affection for the site.
"Only I would know how to treat Natalie Portman right."
"X-Men 3 is gonna suck just like X-Men 2 sucked just like every movie has sucked since I gave up on becoming a screenwriter."
"How can they make a new Superman movie and completely disregard Issue #232, Page 12, Panel 3, Line 2?! Idiots!"
"Kevin Smith is a great filmmaker but his last nine movies blew."
"Did anyone else catch the satirical nod to Night of the Lepus in yesterday's episode of Beastmaster: The Series?"
"On the off-chance that Angelina Jolie is reading this…"
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer stopped being good after I stopped watching it."
"I made a widget that counts down the hours until the premiere of The Hobbit movie. By the way, does anyone know when that movie is coming out?"
"If the Sci-Fi Channel really cared about its viewers it would do a remake of Galactica 1980."
"I just noticed that Jeri Ryan's Star Trek character 'Seven of Nine' sounds suspiciously like '69'! Discuss."
"To the jackass who brought up Galactica 1980 earlier, you completely forgot to mention the addition of the 'Super Scout' kids to the show. Christ, either do your research or don't bother posting!"
"Everybody who wastes time on this site is just a loser with nothing else to do and I’ll keep posting that fact here every hour on the hour until you all get my point."
"Am I the only one to notice that Futurama is factually inaccurate? Wake up, people!"
"Christina Ricci, Christina Ricci, Christina Ricci…"
"First!"
"Only I would know how to treat Natalie Portman right."
"X-Men 3 is gonna suck just like X-Men 2 sucked just like every movie has sucked since I gave up on becoming a screenwriter."
"How can they make a new Superman movie and completely disregard Issue #232, Page 12, Panel 3, Line 2?! Idiots!"
"Kevin Smith is a great filmmaker but his last nine movies blew."
"Did anyone else catch the satirical nod to Night of the Lepus in yesterday's episode of Beastmaster: The Series?"
"On the off-chance that Angelina Jolie is reading this…"
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer stopped being good after I stopped watching it."
"I made a widget that counts down the hours until the premiere of The Hobbit movie. By the way, does anyone know when that movie is coming out?"
"If the Sci-Fi Channel really cared about its viewers it would do a remake of Galactica 1980."
"I just noticed that Jeri Ryan's Star Trek character 'Seven of Nine' sounds suspiciously like '69'! Discuss."
"To the jackass who brought up Galactica 1980 earlier, you completely forgot to mention the addition of the 'Super Scout' kids to the show. Christ, either do your research or don't bother posting!"
"Everybody who wastes time on this site is just a loser with nothing else to do and I’ll keep posting that fact here every hour on the hour until you all get my point."
"Am I the only one to notice that Futurama is factually inaccurate? Wake up, people!"
"Christina Ricci, Christina Ricci, Christina Ricci…"
"First!"
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 1:37 PM
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5 Comments:
First!
I love when people think they're going to be first to comment and then after they hit comment someone has commented before they did. That's funny.
First!
Fourth!
And that dork is completely wrong about Natalie Portman. Natalie is holding out for me. She just doesn't know it yet.
Here's a clever tactic you can use to enhance your geekescent qualities: Instead of predictably trying for "first!" on the comments board of your choice, go back to an entry from, like, June of 2004, then type in a "clever" variation - like "second last! C'mon...I'm waiting..." Then totally forget exactly which entry you posted this at, so you have no idea whether anyone ever spotted it or followed it up in any way.
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