This Week's Eye Opener

Less-Than-Arresting Beginnings to Autobiographies
Francesco Marciuliano

“Being born without senses makes it difficult to know if I am actually writing this book or not.”

“During my lifetime I have made many powerful enemies, both in Everquest as well as through Xbox Live.”

“As head coach of the New York Yankees in the era of DiMaggio, Ford and Mantle, I probably would have been great. I also think I would have made one hell of a pirate or Humphrey Bogart.”

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