Overheard...
...one man's pay-phone conversation, while waiting to cross 86th Street and Lexington Avenue.
Man:...So the doctor gave me two X-rays and a sonogram...That's right, the bitch gave me a sonogram...How the hell should should I know why he did it?! Am I the doctor? No, I'm the patient! A patient doesn't give a doctor a test. A doctor gives a patient a sonogram...Of course I've been drinking!...
Man:...So the doctor gave me two X-rays and a sonogram...That's right, the bitch gave me a sonogram...How the hell should should I know why he did it?! Am I the doctor? No, I'm the patient! A patient doesn't give a doctor a test. A doctor gives a patient a sonogram...Of course I've been drinking!...
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 8:05 AM
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2 Comments:
Why are sonograms such a big deal. I mean, granted, I've never had one, but aren't they just a glorified ultrasound machine? What's the big deal?? There's crazy people everywhere.
You usually associate a sonogram with women. It's rare to here a man say he had a sonogram. He was most likely embarrassed at the idea....
The best part was the end when he said "Of course I've been drinking!"
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