How Should "FOX and Friends" Steve Doocy Be Consumed?
A. In small portions to get us through the long winter months.
B. Quickly in one sitting, lest he speak.
C. The man cannot be stomached. He should be made into chum and used to capture journalists of real substance.
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 11:06 PM
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D. By consumption, over a period of months, like an opera heroine.
E. By millions of angry pirhana with razor-sharp teeth.
(Fun with transitive verbs!)
jf
Holy crap Josh the point wasn't to make this a *harder* decision!
Damn... umm...
YES.
With fava beans and a nice chianti.
F: By the blades of an industrial-grade threshing machine
G. Staked into a compost pile with carnivorous worms.
H. By some powerful, caustic solvent.
Steve Doocy lives in my town. hah
Does he ever stop talking? He interrupts everyone constantly. If I were Edie or Brian, I'd either kill him or quit.
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